OK, I admit it, I heard there were zombies in Westbrook Garrison, so I went in, got infected, and after wandering around a few minutes, I turned into a zombie. I lurched around Hogger's area attacking gnolls and players, and I eventually died of hunger.
But when I checked my inventory, I finally had the Gold Pickup Schedule! It must have dropped from one of the gnolls I killed while a zombie! Only worth 20 XP, but I've been waiting for that one for a looong time.